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Mexican Vacation Penis (The Vacation was Mexican, the Penis wasn’t)

Mexican Vacation Penis (The Vacation was Mexican, the Penis wasn’t)

When will I learn to stop sleeping with Africans? It (very, very) rarely goes well for me. While vacationing in Baja, I found this very handsome Nigerian who was a 22-year-old college soccer player. His body and his dick were perfect! He was tall, dark, and strong....
Officer Friendly

Officer Friendly

The night couldn’t have gone any better. However, I think he may have killed someone… not on the “date,” but earlier in the week. Thanks for voting for a Washington D.C. hookup! You guys picked a great one (Number 1)! And I appreciate those of you who...
Guy with Herpes

Guy with Herpes

I hated him immediately. And that before the whole herpes thing… He managed to go from zero to asshat in under 3 seconds. Making me hate him so quickly was actually quite an accomplishment since he was willing to help me carry a hot water heater (150 lbs) up my...

Power Lifter

I put it to the vote, and you all (narrowly) chose number 1. And what a great choice that was! It went so well that I’m afraid the story won’t be very entertaining. But I will try! Here goes: He was insanely ripped! He was a 23-year-old security guard and...

Pecs or Man-Boobs?

Disclaimer: This entry makes me feel like an asshole (probably because I am one)… but I wrote it anyway. You’re welcome. I should add that straight men have been shaming women about their bodies for thousands of years.. and most still do it everyday. So...
Budapest Hookup

Budapest Hookup

Thank you! I appreciate everyone voting! People voted for the Cuban… and I tried so hard! Long story short… I may have yelled at him and called him homophobic… And he blocked me. So I jumped back on tinder to find a suitable replacement penis, which...