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Washington DC Hookup 9/2016

Washington DC Hookup 9/2016

OMG thank you all for voting! You guys picked a really good one (on my @objectifyingmen fb page)! It went really well! Especially considering I did everything I could to give zero fucks.. such as eating the world’s largest burrito beforehand. I also hadn’t...

NBA Summer League

This is the first MBA player I have slept with this year. Probably. And really, I don’t follow sports… so he could actually be just a random 6’7″ guy who has a great body and claims to be in the NBA… Doesn’t matter. My vagina...

Teenager with the Man-Sized Penis

“So am I in your top 5?” he asked. Um… thanks everyone for voting (on my @objectifyingmen fb page)! You helped me break a tie (and rob a cradle)! Background: I was between fucking a 19-year-old NCAA football player and a 24-year-old Air Force guy....

Referred Cocks Don’t Always Work Out

Referred cocks don’t always work out… but neither do the regulars or the bar hookups or the tindered hookups… because, let’s face it, many of them couldn’t fuck their way out of a paper bag. Or (like this case) they could, but the level...

The Humiliating Bathtub Story

Let me start by saying that I am not proud of this story. It is from the distant past (not distant enough)… a past in which I hadn’t yet realized that I didn’t have to be in a relationship to get laid. So I was in a relationship with a crazy...

Africa Guy #3 (in Rural Uganda)

PART 1 (Written in Uganda, mid booty call) I haven’t slept with anyone who made me question the direction of my life in quite a while… This one, however… I’m really thinking hard about my life choices. So this started out as a refreshing nod to...