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My Attractive Neighbor

It all started with me getting (very) drunk at Olive Garden. I’m not proud of that, but it happened. Actually, it all started about a month prior, with very intentional flirting (on my part) with a particularly hot cop who just happened to be my neighbor. In...

The Disappointing Figher

For the record… I slept with more than just this one dick this week…. and the others were better. Much better. However, this one was the most entertaining. So this is the story of the man-child who finally convinced me to set my Tinder search parameters...

I Think I Almost Died

I am typing this story into my phone (under the covers) while I am pretending to be asleep. So far, the pretending is working. So… I’m going to start off this story by saying that I was not as off my period as I thought I would be… whoops! I found...

Africa Guy #2 (I’m in Africa)

I had high hopes for this one. He was ridiculously hot. He played rugby professionally (or something). More importantly, that meant that he had to work out A LOT. And his 8 abs were on point. Unfortunately, sex with him was like a (short) series of unfortunate...

The Disappointing Fighter

For the record… I slept with more than just this one dick this week…. and the others were better. Much better. However, this one was the most entertaining. So this is the story of the man-child who finally convinced me to set my Tinder search parameters...

Plan B

I wanted to write this entry in the Planned Parenthood parking lot, but my laptop battery was too low. So I jotted down some notes and went to find food with which to take my Plan B pill (because apparently you will just throw it up if you take it on an empty...