Select Page
The Daddy That Wasn’t

The Daddy That Wasn’t

“You look like one of my favorite porn stars… kind of,” he said as he stopped fucking me long enough to lean in and lick the side of my mouth. WHY??? I was horrified. He may have been terrible (and I hated him), but he was tall (6’4″),...
Mexican Vacation Penis (The Vacation was Mexican, the Penis wasn’t)

Mexican Vacation Penis (The Vacation was Mexican, the Penis wasn’t)

When will I learn to stop sleeping with Africans? It (very, very) rarely goes well for me. While vacationing in Baja, I found this very handsome Nigerian who was a 22-year-old college soccer player. His body and his dick were perfect! He was tall, dark, and strong....
Officer Friendly

Officer Friendly

The night couldn’t have gone any better. However, I think he may have killed someone… not on the “date,” but earlier in the week. Thanks for voting for a Washington D.C. hookup! You guys picked a great one (Number 1)! And I appreciate those of you who...
Guy with Herpes

Guy with Herpes

I hated him immediately. And that before the whole herpes thing… He managed to go from zero to asshat in under 3 seconds. Making me hate him so quickly was actually quite an accomplishment since he was willing to help me carry a hot water heater (150 lbs) up my...

Power Lifter

I put it to the vote, and you all (narrowly) chose number 1. And what a great choice that was! It went so well that I’m afraid the story won’t be very entertaining. But I will try! Here goes: He was insanely ripped! He was a 23-year-old security guard and...

Pecs or Man-Boobs?

Disclaimer: This entry makes me feel like an asshole (probably because I am one)… but I wrote it anyway. You’re welcome. I should add that straight men have been shaming women about their bodies for thousands of years.. and most still do it everyday. So...