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Budapest Hookup

Budapest Hookup

Thank you! I appreciate everyone voting! People voted for the Cuban… and I tried so hard! Long story short… I may have yelled at him and called him homophobic… And he blocked me. So I jumped back on tinder to find a suitable replacement penis, which...
Washington DC Hookup 9/2016

Washington DC Hookup 9/2016

OMG thank you all for voting! You guys picked a really good one (on my @objectifyingmen fb page)! It went really well! Especially considering I did everything I could to give zero fucks.. such as eating the world’s largest burrito beforehand. I also hadn’t...

NBA Summer League

This is the first MBA player I have slept with this year. Probably. And really, I don’t follow sports… so he could actually be just a random 6’7″ guy who has a great body and claims to be in the NBA… Doesn’t matter. My vagina...

Teenager with the Man-Sized Penis

“So am I in your top 5?” he asked. Um… thanks everyone for voting (on my @objectifyingmen fb page)! You helped me break a tie (and rob a cradle)! Background: I was between fucking a 19-year-old NCAA football player and a 24-year-old Air Force guy....

Referred Cocks Don’t Always Work Out

Referred cocks don’t always work out… but neither do the regulars or the bar hookups or the tindered hookups… because, let’s face it, many of them couldn’t fuck their way out of a paper bag. Or (like this case) they could, but the level...

The Humiliating Bathtub Story

Let me start by saying that I am not proud of this story. It is from the distant past (not distant enough)… a past in which I hadn’t yet realized that I didn’t have to be in a relationship to get laid. So I was in a relationship with a crazy...